We health writers
receive a lot of gifts through the post – and not all of them useful. In the
past few weeks I’ve had supplements for pregnancy, old age, men, and toddlers...
I’ve had a huge rain poncho (extra large) under which my whole family could
shelter, and a Japanese tummy warmer (which let’s face it could be more useful
than you’d normally expect at this time of year). But one gift that really
tickled me was Constance Moore’s pocket sized book of ‘Hints on Health from the
Victorians’ (£3.99 Summersdale Publishers).
Here are my
favourites:
. ‘A cigarette,
despite it staining one’s teeth, is notably credited as a miracle cure for
illness.’
. ‘Fight off
general illness with a healthy dose of mercury, arsenic, iron or phosphorous.
If one has a strong heart, mix all together.’
. ‘Treat earache
by securing a freshly baked potato to the afflicted ear. Failing that, a baked
onion works just as effectively.’
Warning: do not gift this book to anyone of a naïve disposition.
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